NeVille's World
"I don't take orders and I barely take suggestions, but I'm cute like that."
-- Ambaura Jesse James
My name is Neville. I'm a 2007 Miniature Horse, and I have some things to say. You can read all about me, my adventures as a pony and what me and my girl are working on.
You can read how I got my human by clicking that button in the top right corner of this page.
Being a Mini is rough.
When people come to visit me in my stall (Mostly because I constantly whinny until it gets on their nerves and they have to see what I'm complaining about), they're looking for a bigger pony than theirs truly.
In reality, I'm only 38 inches tall. I'm not 16 hands tall like the horse they might be looking for.
And Mom says I'm a little chubby pony. Wrong. I'm a big-boned pony. Plus, my winter coat doesn't do me any good either.
Mom and I are training each other.
My favorite thing to do is
eat.
I love to play with my horse buddies...I don't really like it when Mom comes to get me to play with me.
I like to roll in the arena dirt when Mom isn't looking.
I LOVE PEPPERMINT BUT MOM WON'T LET ME HAVE SOME SOMETIMES.
My favorites...
This is how I see the world.
It's time to see the
world through a
Miniature horse's eyes...
My eyes.
Some facts about me:
1) I will eat anything you give
me. Seriously.
2) I HATE exercise. Ask my
Mom.
3) I drive a pony cart. I'm just that awesome.
4) I love kids.
5) I love to have everyone's attention. If I don't I show off. Mom gets mad.